Green Eggs and Ham in Court

Funny thing, in a court, Judge James Muirhead used Green Eggs and Ham in a court ruling after he was given an egg in his mail from a prisoner named Charles Jay Wolff who wanted to protested about prison food. The judge stated:

I do not like eggs in the file.

I do not like them in any style.

I will not take them fried or boiled.

I will not take them poached or broiled.

I will not take them soft or scrambled,

Despite an argument well-rambled.

No fan I am of the egg at hand.

Destroy that egg! 

Today! 

Today!

Today I say!

Without delay!

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